This is the script for The A-Zoo.
Opening (The Marriage Of Figaro, Non Più Andrai, Mozart (arranged By BayBVGo))
Four: Welcome to the animal alphabet expedition! I'm Four,
Two: And I'm Two! We will be your hosts for today!
Four: 13 teams have agreed to participate in this race, and the winning team will get $1 000 000!
Two: Now it's time to meet the contestants!
Robert's High-Flying Plane Gang
Robert: G'day, mates! It's me, Robert Irwin! And these are my friends, Timon and Pumbaa!
Pumbaa: Hi everyone!
Timon: I'm so excited to be here!
Robert: And we're the High-Flying Plane Gang!
The Pokemon Trainers
Korrina: I'm Korrina!
Serena: I'm Serena!
Iris: I'm Iris from Unova!
Clemont: And I'm Clemont, and we're...
Korrina, Iris, Serena & Clemont: THE POKEMON TRAINERS!
The Kemono Friends
Kaban: Hi! I'm Kaban, and this is Serval.
Serval: Hi guys!
Kyururu: And don't forget about me, Kyururu!
Caracal: (Imitating Three from Numberblocks) Ba-ba-BAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I am Caracal!
Kaban: We're the Kemono Friends!
The Farm Friends
Little Bear: I'm Little Bear.
Emily: I'm Emily.
Cat: I'm Cat.
Duck: I'm Duck.
Owl: I'm Owl.
Mitzi: I’m Mitzi.
Hen: I’m Hen.
No Feet: And I’m No Feet.
Little Bear: And we're the Farm Friends!
The Octonauts
Captain Barnacles: Greetings! I'm Captain Barnacles, and this is my team.
Kwazii: YEOW! I'm Kwazii!
Peso: I'm Peso!
Shellington: I'm Shellington!
Dashi: I'm Dashi!
Tweak: And I'm Tweak!
Captain Barnacles: We're marine biologists who rescue sea creatures who need our help. You can call us....
Captain Barnacles, Kwazii, Peso, Shellington, Dashi & Tweak: THE OCTONAUTS!
The Nature Trackers
Buddy: I'm Buddy!
Tiny: I'm Tiny!
Shiny: I'm Shiny!
Don: I'm Don!
Mr. Conductor: And I'm Mr. Conductor!
The Nature Trackers: And We're The Nature Trackers!
The Dragon Warriors
Po: I'm Po the Panda!
Tigress: I'm Tigress.
Monkey: I'm Monkey.
Viper: I'm Viper.
Mantis: I'm Mantis.
Crane: And I'm Crane.
Po: And we're THE DRAGON WARRIORS!
The Lion Guard
Kion: I'm Kion!
Fuli: I'm Fuli!
Bunga: I'm Bunga!
Ono: I'm Ono!
Beshte: I'm Beshte!
Anga: I'm Anga!
Makini: And I'm Makini!
Kion: And we're The Lion Guard!
Death P.A.C.T.
Liy: I'm Liy.
Black Hole: I'm Black Hole.
Tree: I'm Tree.
Remote: I'm Remote.
Pie: I'm Pie.
Pillow: I'm Pillow!
Bottle: I'm Bottle, and I'm so excited to preventing death.
(Gelatin throws a fork at Pie.)
Bottle: And Pie is dead!
Pen: And I'm Pen, but my legal name is actually Ben.
Liy: We're all about preventing death and creating trust.
Death P.A.C.T.: We're team Death P.A.C.T.!
Pen: Which stands for Death Prevention And Creating Trust.
A Better Name Than That
Golf Ball: Greetings everyone. I'm Golf Ball, and this is my assistant, Tennis Ball.
Tennis Ball: Hello!
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, and I don't have a favourite number.
Basketball: I'm Basketball!
Golf Ball: This is TV.
TV: Hey guys!
Grassy: I'm Grassy!
Robot Flower: I'm Robot Flower.
Blocky: And I'm Blocky; founder, president and CEO of Blocky's Funny Doings International!
Basketball: Uhh, GB, do you remember our team name?
Golf Ball: No, but all I know is that compared to the other team names, our team name is A Better Name Than That.
Blocky: And we're A Better Name Than That!
Golf Ball: Seriously, Blocky? But at least you remembered the team name.
Team Ice Cube!
Bracelety: I'M BRACELETY, AND I'M ICE CUBE'S #1 FAN!
Donut: I'm Donut, and this is my friend, Bomby!
Bomby: Does anyone know where I can find a banana?
Firey Jr: I'm Firey Jr!
Spongy: I'm Spongy.
Barf Bag: I'm Barf Bag.
Naily: I'm Naily, and I'm here to nail it! Get it?
Gelatin: And I'm Gelatin. And we're-
Bracelety: TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY! YAY!
Free Food
Bell: I'm Bell. The top of my string is attached to something, but I won't reveal what it is, because it's secret.
Foldy: I'm Foldy,
Stapy: And I'm Stapy!
Marker: I'm Marker, and my favourite game is Toss The Dirt.
Eraser: I'm Eraser.
Puffball: I'm Puffball!
Yellow Face: I'm Yellow Face, and I'm the owner of my own company! We sell lots of products, including the Box Of Paper Slips, Revolutionary Headphones, and my newest product, which is these Cheap Plastic Green Toys! Head on over to Yellow Face's Warehouse and BUY THEM NOW!
Fries: And I'm Fries, and we're-
(Yellow Faces takes a fry out of Fries.)
Yellow Face: FREE FOOD!
Fries: We're team Free Food.
The Losers!
Loser: How's it going? I'm Loser, and I'm the most popular contestant competing today! Everyone loves me, and I'm the most famous person in the BFDI Universe!
Firey: I'm Firey, the original winner of BFDI!
Coiny: I'm Coiny. I'm Firey's main rival, and this is my best friend, Pin!
Pin: Hi guys! I'm Pin, and this is Needy!
(Needle slaps Pin.)
Needle: Don't call me Needy!
Pin: Oh, I forgot your name is actually Needle. Sorry about that.
Eggy: I'm Eggy!
Clock: I'm Clock!
Cake: And I'm Cake!
Loser: And we're......
Every member of The Losers! except Loser: THE LOSERS!
iance
Pencil: I'm Pencil, and this is my alliance.
Bubble: Hey hey hey! I'm Bubble!
Ruby: I'm Ruby and I love yoyleberries!
Match: And I'm, like, Match.
Pencil: And those people over there aren't in our alliance, but they're still on our team.
Snowball: I'm Snowball, and I'm the strongest person on this team!
Lightning: I'm Lightning.
Fanny: I hate introductions!
Pencil: That's Fanny. She hates everything for some reason.
Flower: And I'm Flower, and I'm the creator of my own fashion line, Glitter For Your Face!
Pencil: And we're iance!
BEEP
Leafy: Leafy here! This is my team. Say hi, Rocky!
Rocky: *Bleh*
Nickel: I'm Nickel.
Woody: I'm Woody!
Balloony: I'm Balloony!
Cloudy: I'm Cloudy.
Roboty: *Beeping noises*
Leafy: And this is David!
David: Aw, seriously?
Everyone on team BEEP except Roboty, Rocky And David: And we're team BEEP!
8 Names Said At Once
Book: I'm Book, and this is Ice Cube!
Taco: I'm Taco!
Gaty: I'm Gaty!
Saw: I'm Saw!
Lollipop: I'm Lollipop.
Dora: Dadadadada!
Book: That's Dora, and this is Teardrop.
(Teardrop waves hello.)
Everyone on 8 Names Said At Once except Teardrop and Dora: And we're team (8 names said at once)!
Explaining The Challenge (Sonatina in C, 3rd Movement, Clementi (Arranged By BayBVGo))
Eraser: So what do we have to do?
Four: Two will explain how it works.
Two: Each team has to around the world and try to spot animals in alphabetical order. The first team to get back will win $1 000 000! And no, you're not allowed to get help from the viewers, because that would be breaking the fourth wall.
Four: There are two animals for each letter, except X, because the xerus is the only animal we could find, so we'll use my co-host, X as the second animal that begins with X, even though he's not really an animal.
Two: Alright teams, you can start picking your modes of transportation!
Team Planning (Chamber Concerto in F Major, RV99, 1st Movement, Vivaldi (Arranged By Krazy Krok))
Beshte: So, what do we do?
Kion: Let's just travel by foot. Ono and Anga can fly.
Bunga: Sounds good!
Little Bear: Let's just do what the Lion Guard Is doing.
Cat: Good plan.
Emily: WAIT! We can use the black limousine instead of walking!
Hen: That’s a good idea!
Little Bear: To the black limousine!
Foldy: Team Free Food! Get onto Puffball ASAP!
(Foldy, Stapy, Marker, Fries, Eraser & Yellow Face hop onto Puffball, but Bell prefers to travel on her own, because her string can move on its own.)
Fries: Hey Bell, are you gonna hop on?
Bell: No thanks, I don't need to hop onto Puffball, because the top of my string can move on its own.
Foldy: Oh, okay.
(Nickel looks at Free Food and comes up with an idea.)
Nickel: HOLY ROLY POLY CRAWLING IN GUACAMOLE! Foldy's idea is so clever. I think we should do the same, but with Cloudy!
Cloudy: I don't think it's a good idea.
Balloony: Why not?
Cloudy: If you try to sit on top of me, you'll just fall through me!
Leafy: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Woody: What is it?
Leafy: Let's just use one of those paper airplanes!
Balloony: Sounds good, but who's going to steer?
Woody: I will!
Leafy: I'm proud of you for volunteering, Woody!
Gaty: Hey Book, are you prepared?
Book: Yup! I've got my binoculars, and I'm all ready!
Lollipop: I've also brought my fork repellent in case anyone throws forks at us as an obstacle.
Taco: Good! Also, I have a perfect strategy. I really like Leafy's idea, so I think we should also use a paper airplane!
Saw: That sounds like a grEIGHT idea!
Lollipop: Alright, (8 names said at once)! Hop on!
Firey: What's your strategy, Loser?
Loser: Let's also use a paper airplane!
Coiny: But who's going to steer?
Loser: Let's have Pin steer.
Pin: Really?
Loser: Yes really! Go ahead, Pin! With you on our team, you could lead us to victory!
Pin: Thank you so much, Loser!
Kaban: Do you guys think we should also use a paper airplane?
Caracal: Sure, why not?
Kaban: Okay, Kemono Friends! Hop on!
Tweak: Alright, Octonauts! I have a perfect idea!
Kwazii: Finally!
Peso: What is it?
Tweak: Allow me to introduce you to my latest invention, the GUP-L!
Shellington: Wow, that looks so cool!
Captain Barnacles: Octonauts, to the GUP-L!
Korrina: What should we use?
Clemont: I think we'll be fine travelling by foot.
Balloony: Hey Leafy, I came up with a clever idea! Since paper airplanes don't have engines or motors, we can use Rocky as the motor! His vomit will help the plane go faster, which means we have a chance of being in the top 3! Does that sound good?
Leafy: Wow, Balloony! That's a clever idea!
Balloony (To Rocky): You hear that, little one? You've been promoted!
(Rocky smiles.)
Ruby: Hey Pencil, can we also use a paper airplane?
Pencil: Sorry, Ruby, but who needs a paper airplane when you can have the FreeSmart SuperVan?
Match: OMG, Pencil! That's, like, the best idea ever!
Fanny: I hate vans!
Lightning: Don't worry, guys, I don't need to go in the van, because I won't forget to fly! I also brought my camera to take photos!
Pencil: Great idea, Lightning. You can fly. Everyone else, GET IN THE VAN!
(Every member of iance jumps into the FreeSmart SuperVan.)
Remote: If Black Hole guides the plane, there's a chance we could be in 1st place!
Tree: That's a great idea, Remote. Come on, team Death P.A.C.T.! Hop on!
Golf Ball: Okay, Better Namers! Here's the plan: We can use my Rocket as our mode of transportation. Since I lost the steering wheel, we can use Robot Flower as a replacement. Tennis Ball will Steer since he's good with technology, Basketball will control the brakes, TV will locate the nearest animal, 8-Ball and Grassy will look through the window to look for animals, as well as see if anyone has caught up. If so, then Blocky will pull a prank on that team so we can get ahead of them. Got it?
All members of A Better Name Than That except Golf Ball: Got it!
Spongy: Hey guys, hop in my spaceship!
Gelatin: Didn't you say only you can fit in the spaceship?
Spongy: At one point I did, but now I expanded the ship so that way you can all fit!
Barf Bag: Oh, thanks, Spongy!
Spongy: No problem.
Donut: Come on, Team Ice Cube! The race is starting soon, so hop in!
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat. Chit-chat.
Tigress: Snap out of it, Po!
Po: Sorry, I just like saying the word Chit-Chat.
Monkey: Let's use this dragon jet I made!
Po: Wow, Monkey! That looks so cool!
Monkey: Hop on, Dragon Warriors!
Robert: Alright, you boys can hop into my Australia Zoo plane!
Timon: Awesome! I remember when you took us around the world in that!
Pumbaa: I also remember that, and I'm so happy we get to do it again!
Robert: I'm glad you're excited. Time to hop in, you two!
(Robert, Timon & Pumbaa jump in Robert's plane.)
Racers, Start Your Engines!
Two: It looks like everyone is ready!
Four: Let's see what they've chosen.
Two: It appears that the Pokemon Trainers and the Lion Guard have all chosen to travel by foot, although Ono and Anga have the ability to fly, but the Farm Friends have chosen a black limo for some reason.
Four: Free Food has come up with a clever strategy! They're using Puffball as their mode of transportation!
Two: It looks like Death P.A.C.T., BEEP, The Losers!, the Kemono Friends and (8 names said at once) have all chosen giant paper airplanes! Clever idea, you guys!
Four: But check out what the Octonauts have brought! It's the GUP-L! What makes it different from their other vehicles is its ability to travel on land! And can you gues what animal the GUP-L looks like?
Two: I don't know.
Four: It's a lobster!
Two: Fascinating! Another team with a clever idea is Team Ice Cube!, who have chosen to travel using Spongy's Spaceship!
Four: But they're not the only ones with a spaceship, because A Better Name Than That is using Golf Ball's Rocket! iance also has a clever idea, because they're using the FreeSmart SuperVan, and the Dragon Warriors have an incredible dragon jet!
Two: But of course, we can't forget Robert Irwin's Australia Zoo plane, which is what the Plane Gang is using! Okay, so is everyone ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Tiny: Hurry up, guys! We're gonna miss the race!
Buddy: Wait for me!
Mr. Conductor: Hurry up, Nature Trackers!
The Nature Trackers: WE'RE READY!
Two: Whoops, it looks like we have a bit of a last-minute addition, because The Nature Trackers have just hopped onto their vehicle, The Dinosaur Train!
Four: Okay, now that everyone is ready, we can begin the race! (Fanfare from William Tell Overture, The Lone Ranger, Rossini)
Four & Two: 3, 2, 1, GO!
(The teams start racing.)
Robert: We're all clear for takeoff!
Golf Ball: BLAST OFF!
Mr. Conductor: Full steam ahead!
Let The Race Begin! (William Tell Overture, The Lone Ranger, Rossini (arranged By BayBVGo))
Robert: Okay, where's the list?
Timon: Right here, Robert!
Robert: Thanks!
Four: The Plane Gang is in the lead, but iance and Death P.A.C.T have a chance to catch up!
Two: The Nature Trackers are gaining speed. They're now ahead of A Better Name Than That & The Losers!
Pumbaa: So what's the first animal?
Robert: The first animal we have to find is an aardvark.
Timon: alright, let's see if there's any aardvarks down there.
Golf Ball: How's the steering going?
Tennis Ball: I'm going as fast as I can! Also, the Nature Trackers just got ahead of us, and now they're about to catch up to iance!
Golf Ball: Oh no! We can't let the Nature Trackers beat us! In fact, we can't let any of the other teams beat us!
Blocky: Don't worry, Better Namers. I got this.
(Blocky grabs a lasso out of his pocket, catching the funnel of the Dinosaur Train, allowing Golf Ball's rocket to catch up.
Mr. Conductor: What's happening?
Buddy: Oh no! A Better Name Than That is ahead of us!
Basketball: Way to go, Blocky!
Korrina: Don’t you guys think we should’ve used a paper airplane?
Serena: I think walking is fine.
Clemont: But we’re in last place! We need to find an aardvark so we can catch up with the others!
Pumbaa: I just found an aardvark!
Robert: Good! The next animal we have to find is a agouti.
Timon: What's an agouti?
Robert: Don't you remember me giving facts about agoutis when we were in the rainforest?
Timon: Oh, now I remember!
Robert: Good for you.
Timon: Speaking of which, there's an agouti down there!
Robert: That means we have to find two animals that begin with B next.
Leafy: Did you find an aardvark yet, Woody?
Woody: Yes, there's one down there!
Leafy: Good job, Woody!
Woody: Look! An agouti!
Leafy: Wow, Woody! I'm surprised you already found the agouti! Good job!
Balloony: Guys, we're ahead of Death P.A.C.T.!
David: Aw, seriously?
Nickel: That's good to know.
Cloudy: The Plane Gang is too far ahead, and iance is right in front of us! Do you think we can catch up to them?
Leafy: I'm sure we can!
Saw: Hey book, I just found an agouti!
Book! Good job, Saw! And look at that! We just got ahead of A Better Name Than That, and we're about to catch up to Death P.A.C.T.!
Taco: Look out, guys! Blocky's about to pull a prank on us!
Blocky: You bet I am, Taco! I have to make sure A Better Name Than That will beat (8 names said at once), and that's going to happen right now!
(Blocky drops an anvil on (8 names said at once)'s plane. (8 names said at once starts falling. When they start falling, A Better Name Than That gets ahead.)
Taco: Guys! The plane is falling!
Lollipop: Oh dear....
Book: Be careful, team (8 names said at once)!
(8 names said at once hits the ground.)
Book: Oh no! A Better Name Than That is ahead of us now, and soon The Nature Trackers will catch up to us!
Lollipop: don't worry, team. I can remove the anvil so we can get back in the race. Teardrop, since you're a fellow Newbie Alliance member, would you mind helping me?
(Teardrop gives Lollipop a thumbs up.)
Pencil: We're in 2nd place! All we have to do is catch up to Robert's Plane, and then we'll be in first!
Match: That's good, Pencil! Now, let's, like, make the van go even faster!
Fanny: I hate going over the speed limit!
Bubble: Hate to break it to you, Fanny, but there is no speed limit in races.
Ahead of the Game (Clarinet Concerto in A Major, 3rd Movement (Arranged by BayBVGo))
Robert: Look, guys! There's an axolotl down there! And I can also see a binturong, a babirusa and a bat-eared fox!
Timon: Cool! No one's gonna catch up to us because we're so far ahead.
Pumbaa: I already found a cheetah!
Timon: Wow, that is one fast cheetah.
Pencil: How's the weather out there, Lightning?
Lightning: It's pretty good! I'm taking pictures of the animals with my camera.
Pencil: That's good. Did you find an agouti yet?
Lightning: Yes, I just found one, and I also found an axolotl and a binturong!
Flower: That's good!
Pen: Black Hole, can you go any faster?
Black Hole: This is as fast as I can go, but don't worry, I won't keep you guys in last place. We're in 4th place, so we just have to catch up to BEEP, and then we'll be in 3rd.
Tree: Wow, I can see all my cousins down there!
Remote: All those trees are your cousins?
Tree: Yup, all of those trees are part of my family.
Pen: Wow, I never knew you had a big family!
Something Evil Is Coming (Funeral March Of A Marionette, Gounod (Arranged By BayBVGo))
(James spies on Death P.A.C.T. through binoculars.)
Purple Face: Whatcha looking at?
(James screams while dropping his binoculars.)
James: Who are you?
Purple Face: I'm Purple Face, long-time enemy of the BFDI contestants, mainly Yellow Face.
James: How did you even get here?
Purple Face: I've been watching you watching them, and since you're evil like me, I decided to join you!
Meowth: Who are you talking to, James?
James: Oh, this guy? This is Purple Face, and he's also evil.
Meowth: Well, you can never have too many friends! Isn't that right, Wobuffet?
Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!
Janja: Did somebody say evil?
James: Okay, where are these people coming from?
Janja: we're teaming up with Team Rocket to ruin the race!
Jessie: What's going on?
James: Oh, nothing, Jessie. I just ran into people I barely even know.
Jessie: Oh, that makes sense.
Lord Shen: So, it appears you guys want to stop the race, right?
The villains: Yeah!
Lord Shen: Well, let's make our own team!
Jessie: I like the sound of that.
Purple Face: What should we name ourselves?
Janja: TEAM EVIL!
Meowth: The Villain Gang!
Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!
James: Well, we all decided to form an alliance, so let's be The Evil Alliance!
Lord Shen: That sounds great. Now, let's introduce ourselves now that we have created a team. I am Lord Shen.
Jessie: I'm Jessie.
James: I'm James.
Purple Face: I'm Purple Face!
Janja: I'm Janja!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Wobuffet: WOBUFFET!
Purple Face: And we're the Evil Alliance!
Lord Shen: Very good. Now, we need to come up with a plan.
Let's Fix A Problem (Concerto in G Minor, RV332, 2nd Movement, Vivaldi (Arranged By Krazy Krok))
Book: Hurry up, Lollipop and Teardrop! We're almost in last place!
Lollipop: We're trying our best, so stop complaining!
(Lollipop and Teardrop remove the anvil from their plane.)
Lollipop: See? We fixed it. Team (8 names said at once), hop back in before the Pokemon Trainers get ahead of us.
Iris: How far away is the finish line?
Clemont: It's over 2763 miles away!
Korrina: Looks like we've got lots of walking to do!
Robert: Did you find a clouded leopard yet?
Timon: Not yet. Well, actually, yes, because there's one down there!
An Ani-Marathon (William Tell Overture, Prelude, Rossini (Arranged By BayBVGo)
Pumbaa: I see a capybara, and a dolphin, and a couple of delicious dung beetles, and a dwarf mongoose,
Timon: I HATE those mongooses.
Pumbaa (continuing): And an elephant, and an echidna, and an emu, and a fishing cat,
Robert: This is gonna take forever, isn't it?
Pumbaa (continuing): And a fennec fox, and a flamingo, and a giraffe, and a-
Buddy: Everyone's getting ahead of us! We have to catch up!
Mr. Conductor: Then let's make the train go faster!
Tiny: I just found an axolotl and a babirusa.
Don: And look, there's a binturong and a bat-eared fox!
Mr. Conductor: Good work, Nature Trackers!
Blocky: Oh no, (8 names said at once) is back!
Golf Ball: If we want win, we have to go faster. Tennis ball, increase the speed.
Tennis Ball: I'm on it!
Robot Flower: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Basketball: Don't worry, Robot Flower. you'll be okay.
Naily: Team Ice Cube, check to see if there are any animals!
Gelatin: I just spotted an agouti!
Donut: guys, I noticed that we're behind everyone, but we're not in last place, thankfully. Is there any way we can catch up?
Gelatin: Let's use Bomby to explode the other planes!
Donut: GELATIN! ARE YOU INSANE? BOMBY IS OUR FRIEND AND TEAMMATE, AND THE ANSWER IS NO!